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Smiling Vjj!
Haven't been inspired to blog lately... but today... TODAY, I couldn't be more inspired!
Friday, January 23, 2009
I was watching Oprah today, and I know this episode has been played many times before...but it's the first time I've watched it. For this episode, Oprah invited Dr. Christiane Northrup- One of Oprah's favorite Ob-Gyns.  So anyway, this awesome Dr. Northrup said "SELF CULTIVATION...TURN YOURSELF ON" Well ladies, there's the green light! roflmfao So today, Dr. Northrup taught us all how to make our vejay-jays SMILE! Okay, so here's how it goes...  You place one hand on your heart (Dr. calls it the Upper Heart), and another on your Vejay-jay (she calls it the Lower Heart), as shown in Diagram 1. Breathing is apparently very important in this procedure...so SUCK IN THE OXYGEN! The smiling plays an equally big role in this procedure, so the wider the better! Hey, if your mouth can't smile, what makes you think your vejay-jay can smile? Remember, this is a very tricky stunt (but do try it at home!) hahaAnd there you have it, a SMILING VEJAY-JAY! Well, why are you still sitting there? Go put a smile on that..........vejay-jay! Labels: Dr. Christiane Northrup, Oprah, Smile, Vagina (haha) Shannya Jotted Some Thingamagiks AT 6:23 PM
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I'd like to live on an island.
Where the sands are golden and the water turquoise.
Where the sun is my friend and the moon my guardian.
Where I am only with the people I love and people who love me.
Where music is the only source of oxygen.
Where I can do just about ANYTHING and nobody would give a fuck.
Where unnecessary, materialistic things are just that. unnecessary and materialistic.
Where money doesn't exist because we don't need it.
Where the air is clean and the sky always blue.
Where the only sources of light at night are from fire-flies and the stars above.
Where I have everything i want.
Where laughter never fades away.
Where illnesses are non-existent.
Where there is one race, one religion.
Where there is no heaven and hell.
Where I can sit around and have conversations with God.
Where I can sit around and have conversations with myself.
Where people are not afraid to say "I love you" and mean it ♥
Where nothing really matters.
I'm a dreamer.
So sue me.
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