Thingamagik,

AIYO! Just when I thought my next post would be so-bubbly-you'd-want-it-to-be-an-emo-post!

But alas! It's bad news (sorry folks).
Well. Thursday was report card day, hence officially earning itself the "Shannya's Worst Day" title.

The day kick-started with cake. In class. Well, it was Diwana'a birthday, so the usual singing-and-cutting-cake-in-class was called for.
Then. THEN. Pn. Toh decided to walk into our class, because our beloved Liyana had decided to FLY PN.TOH's CLASS and hang out in our class!!!!

So (it was bound to happen, as we are all so prone to to attracting karma's ass-whoopings) Pn. Toh saw Liyana sitting opposite me (mind you, Liyana didn't even think of sitting strategically. Her face was FULLY exposed to the outside of our class) and came in to give her a nice shelling. And then. She spotted the damned slice of cake on the table beside mine.
"Take the cake an bowth off yew come wif me. I take yew gow see Pn. Many" Pn. Many is our discipline teacher.
And I went like "Why me?!?"
And The Thing said "Becawse yew were eatingg in class!"
So I told her that the cake wasn't mine. She then proceeded to ask the class who's it was and no one owned up to it.
She then said "Ok Liyana yew alone take the cake and follow me gow see Pn. Many"
Evanna and Isabel then ran out to The Thing and said "No teacher, you see, it's our friend's birthday so the class bought her a cake-" and The Thing cut them off with "Yew two oso come follow me see Pn. Many"
And after "Correcting their GA (General Appearance)" (it's Assuntarian lingo) they left.
And THEN the whole class felt mighty guilty.
10 minutes later, the 3 of them returned, in tears. Evanna told us that they were being suspended.
SUSPENDED, because there was BLOODY BIRTHDAY CAKE IN THE CLASS!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome To Assunta. Spread the word.

I then got furious and told the class (in very foul language) that this was unfair and that we should ALL go see Pn. Many and knock some sense into her THICK SKULL. Besides, it's not like they'd have suspended the whole class.
When we went to see her, she was "teaching". More like standing up in class and trying to keep her eyes open (yes, she's capable of falling asleep while standing with a book in her hand. get a load of that) so she told us to see her at 9.15 am.
And we did. But this time, "I'm eating my breakfast. Go away I don't want to see you now."
So we waited outside the staff room for 10 minutes then I got fed up and said "Teacher I don't think it's fair that you have suspended 2 girls for something that the WHOLE class did".
And her reply was: "YOU don't talk to me about suspending!"
What in the hell.
So I said "But whatever you did was unfair".
And then she realized that there were parents walking around (it was report card day, remember?) so she said (in the nicest tone she could muster) "Girls, it's not a nice sight, you know, a class of girls grouped outside the staff room like this. We will hold this case off 'till Monday"
And that was it from her.

My dad then arrived to collect my report card.
And boy oh boy, bless my soul. My dad told me (in front on my class teacher and the rest of the world) that I was the biggest disappointment to him, that no one in the family had ever produced such RUBBISH like I have, and that I was too stupid to talk back anymore.
So there. That pretty much sums it up.
He also told me (and the whole world) that the internet was going.
And at that point, I felt like downing a shot of disinfectant. Clorox Bleach, perhaps?

Oh well, it isn't so bad after all. I will have the internet on Fridays and Saturdays.
Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.

Shannya Jotted Some Thingamagiks AT 4:07 PM

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