As Of Today: I am officially verbally impaired. XD
No no...I have not become mute or anything (you got hopeful there, didn't you?)
I, have gotten, MY TONGUE PIERCING! Can I get an "AMEN"?? or Amin, or whatever suits you.lol
So yes, I cannot eat,and wont be able to, for the next 2 weeks or so. And I have vowed to be completely optimistic about it (well, I DID ask for it).
Spec Body Art (Sungei Wang) is an awesome, totally trust-worthy place for your piercings...Ronny is AWESOME. Went into extreme detail about my piercing...and did an extremely CLEAN job with it.
I will be doing "Stretching" next. Although that will take about half a year to complete. "Slowly, but surely",according to Ronny.
I very intelligently attempted to eat Maggi Goreng last night after the piercing. HOLYMOTHEROFGOD...chewing was never this confusing (and not to mention PAINFUL). My tongue was literally lolling around inside my mouth, making it impossible to eat. So there. Liquid Diet for the next 2 weeks.
And you know what else for the next 2 weeks?
No kissing and oral sex...HA HA HA. That was the FIRST thing Ronny said when he started on the "How To Take Care Of Your Very Bloody Expensive Piercing" lecture. And I laughed. In his face. You don't need to know why. Although you probably already do. XD
On a brighter note, Ronny said that it is vital that I eat Ice Cream and drink cold Coke.
No I'm not shitting you.
Guess what I had for dinner today? An Ice Cube.
That's how much I can't chew FOOD. The only way I can have a painless meal is by consuming ice-cold porridge with a STRAW. OH VELL. It's only for 2 weeks. Amen.
HAHAHA. According to people like Tanisha, I have taken the term "Metal Mouth" to a whole new level.
I found that highly amusing.
Right now, I should be getting back to my Seni homework.
But instead, I'm sitting infront of Idiot Box no.2 and being all merajuk with HARIZ because he has decided that he's not coming for La Salle's IU day.
OK ima just get back to my work now arrite.
Ta.
Shannya Jotted Some Thingamagiks AT 12:57 AM
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Just A Pinch ,
I'd like to live on an island.
Where the sands are golden and the water turquoise.
Where the sun is my friend and the moon my guardian.
Where I am only with the people I love and people who love me.
Where music is the only source of oxygen.
Where I can do just about ANYTHING and nobody would give a fuck.
Where unnecessary, materialistic things are just that. unnecessary and materialistic.
Where money doesn't exist because we don't need it.
Where the air is clean and the sky always blue.
Where the only sources of light at night are from fire-flies and the stars above.
Where I have everything i want.
Where laughter never fades away.
Where illnesses are non-existent.
Where there is one race, one religion.
Where there is no heaven and hell.
Where I can sit around and have conversations with God.
Where I can sit around and have conversations with myself.
Where people are not afraid to say "I love you" and mean it ♥
Where nothing really matters.
I'm a dreamer.
So sue me.